Salvador Sally walks into a bar says, "May i have some cheese please?"  Bartender Harrold looks at him sideways says, "Would you like that in a glass?"  Salvador says, "Sure," then pauses briefly and says, "You heard about Liver Chunks?"  "No, can't say that I have," says Harrold, "When I was kid I chipped my front teeth on the back door at Lester's house so now I can't say words with a C-H sound in them."  Salvador looks up from his glass of warm cheese and says, "Oh yeah, but not out loud,"  "What?" asks Harrold.  "What?" asks Sally.  "You just said 'but not out loud'" "You're right, I did say that, but I guess I didn't mean to."  "Oh, so that's why you said 'but not out loud?' cause you didn't mean to say 'oh yeah' out loud?" says Harrold.  "Yeah, I guess I was just meaning to think that 'oh yeah' to myself and then I heard myself say 'oh yeah' but I hadn't meant to say it out loud, and then I said,"  "Did you talk to Fredrickson last night?"  "No."  "No?"  "No.  Wait, yes I did, yes I did."  Salvador stopped to take a slow sip of cheese.  "Well," prompted Harrold.  "Well?" replied Sally.  "Well, what did she say?"  "Oh she said the other day she was reading a book about fry shopping but she couldn't remember how it ended."  "Fry shopping?"  "Yeah, she said it was like, a guide to help you find the right frying system to use for home cooking."  The billiard balls cracked together and someone shouted, "Oh yea, boy!"  "So that's like, a self-help book about frying and whatnot?"  "Yeah," said Sally.  "Gotcha," said Harrold.  They both turned away to break the connection and then his alarm went off and he woke up, put on a shirt and suspenders, walked out onto the porch when he suddenly realized his pants were slung over the chair from last night's late game of strip solitaire.

The End

-C

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